http://paste.ubuntu.com/15983610/

I want my free hug.

I wanted to play Minecraft as usual right? I've had this problem before, but guess what? It didn't load. So what did I do? I contacted this website, and a mod said "update your graphics card" Precisely that's what I did, and BAM! Worked!

But guess what... The same thing is happening. I was like WOW! I've created an issue like this before, except I didn't update my drivers. So I thought "yeah. Ill update them, worked before" but no. Sadly it didn't load. I waited till a new Java update came out. I installed the new version, rebooted my computer, and tried to play again. Didn't work, so, this is my last resort. Is my computer incapable to play Minecraft?