Almost immediately after pushing the PLAY button, the game crashes. "An unexpected issue occurred and the game has crashed. We're sorry for the inconvenience." is all that pops up. Included here is a link to the script that occurs:
Although possibly it should be noted that I tried again to double-check on this (super short, which seems suspicious) thing and instead of even displaying script the game output windows just says, "Waiting for log output" no matter how long I wait.
Here is what happens when I try to launch from an older launch version:
I REALLY hope this helps. If you need anything else, please don't hesitate to ask... I'd really like to be able to play my favourite game. Thanks.