I have updated Java to the most recent version (both 32 and 64 bit seeing as I need both for my system) as well as deleted the .minecraft folder (backed up my resource packs, have not put them back in .minecraft; Minecraft is vanilla) and redownloading it via the launcher.

Every time I click Play while online, it launches the game for half a moment before Java crashes. I cannot attempt to force a crash in game as the game crashes immediately after launch. I am going to continue to change variables (I.E, seeing if launching while offline works, etc) and update this with information as I go.

EDIT: Tried launching with my wifi turned off. I obtained a different error with a different error code. Providing the log in a txt file.

Please let me know if you need more information and how I can obtain such information. The launcher log is attached in a .txt file.