Sir, I would like to formally complain that boats have more power than herobrine in creative, I am playing survival and attempting my very hardest to create a secret passage with boats.

While doing so I pushed my boat towards the wall hoping it would stay there, It in fact did not!

It phased through the wall like a scooby doo villain.

I would appreciate it if my boats weren't literal GOD i want to keep that title to myself

I hopped in and it started to suffocate me! I would like to talk to it's manager, but as soon as I got out of the boat the campfire above started to murder me by lighting me on fire, I was brighter than Electro from amazing spider man 2.

Also this happened in a server but my only friend had potato wifi so i couldnt see if it was just me

Thanks, your unfriendly neighbourhood Karen