I was wandering through the jungle, a good ways from home and went home with my parrot. I turn around and she's gone so I look up if they teleport, then I hear her. I find her. Knowing she'd teleport I ran off without her. She was not sitting or anything. She has yet to reappear in my life. I named her, I was happy, she was happy

Now she's gone and I'm feeling a bit like Keanu Reeves right about now.