The new Minecraft Launcher for Windows allows me to be logged in. But won't "connect to minecraft services" leaving me completely stranded, unable to play the games I rightfully own even in offline mode.

I am NOT a Game Pass subscriber and own all the Minecraft titles for multiple years.

Restarting or reinstalling the launcher does not work in my circumstance.

(Would like to note I also moved my profiles over to this new launcher, which is why you see an Optifine profile. even in a completely fresh profile system it still doesn't connect.)