I am hungry. I also want an achievement. I cook a pork chop. I go to eat the pork chop. There is no way for me to eat the pork chop. LT does not work. I wonder if steak is the same way, even though there is no achievement for steak. Alas, I can not eat steak either. I decide to try to drink something. Potions give me the option to drink.

However, I can not die of thirst in Minecraft. I can, however, starve to death. I also can not get achievements. This makes me very sad.

HALP!!!