Simple as trying to launch my game and the load gets to 95% then Java stops responding. Unsure what is really causing the issue. Tried every uninstall I'm aware of as well as every unique FULL uninstall I could find online. 

I really don't care about my maps but just want to play the game. I'm willing to wipe my account clean if needed.

Love any help anybody has to offer. I really am stumped.