While waiting for a fix for the crash-when-mining issue, I decided to go fishing. I grabbed my best rod, my hat, and my smoking pipe and trotted out to a nearby secluded pond. I hear the clownfish are biting this time of year, and I've vowed not to return to my base until I catch at least one.

After settling onto a suitable section of bank and baiting my hook (grubs fresh from the garden: no plastic worms for me!) I cast the rod. Nothing happened. I cast again, still nothing. Growing slightly alarmed, I cast a third time. Nada.

As I write this, the sun is setting. I can hear the hostile mobs stirring, and I am beginning to think that my vow was a foolish one, perhaps the last I will ever make. Please hurry!