It doesnt matter what solution I use, DOZENS of hours scouring forums to get this game to work. Why on earth would a game that is constantly updating FOUR YEARS LATER still have massive amounts of people unable to access this game.

I want this fixed because I have never encountered a more insanely difficult to play game in my life

I Tried the vista fix
Uninstalled and reinstalled dozens of times
Ran every possible compatibility mode
Changed the download location different times
Wiped everything Minecraft from my computer and reloaded

still nothing

different launcher doesn't work
none of the internet suggestions work at all