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    • 1.16.3
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    • Windows 10, Java Version 1-foreseeable future, gtx 1070 running through optifine on mediocre settings (dont even try and say it was lag)
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      Dear Mojang, 

      Where do you get off. I can no longer play this agonizing blocky world of pain because some smooth brained dope, who just so happens to be employed by your balance team, decided that at some point creepers should not only be able to one shot the player, but should be able to spawn and instantly blow up behind said player in the middle of the day. How am I supposed to waste my miserable life on your game when every time I start up a world I get the explosive descendent of Fujibayashi Nagato b-lining it. Maybe you guys just don't play your own game or something and this is all one big misunderstanding. Maybe the code already doesn't have creepers hitting for 1001293124012849124 damage. I sure am optimistic of the latter as I have listed the issue in the bug category. If this remains in the game all I can hope is that one day when you're walking to the grocery store a random towel head appears with no warning or apparent logic and decides in that moment that blowing you both up would be the right thing to do. 

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            rj13east Ryan Chaffin
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