I know that this may seem like a duplicate, but in my case, it is not.
I have a laptop with an Intel Pentium and an old hp pavilion f1703 plugged in over VGA for use as a second monitor.
Anytime I play with my second monitor plugged in, no matter what I do, minecraft crashes. And the strangest part is that it has no crash report tab in the launcher. It just puts a JRE error in the Game Output.
This is a different error than any previous entries because happens no matter what I do. I can launch the game and join a world, Singleplayer or Multiplayer, and if I WASD, it crashes, if I Esc or T or E or even Q, it crashes. If I just stand still, it crashes.
Unplug the monitor, and like magic, the problem goes away.
I think that all I can do is report this with LWJGL, but I am not sure. Minecraft recommended to submit a bug report with Sun, and I have not yet heard back. (Sun specifically says to report MC crashes on the hopper, but people on the #minecrafthelp IRC told me to go to sun anyway.)
I hope this does not seem repetitive. Thank you for your time.
http://paste.ubuntu.com/23227515/